| BFF: | Grandmother I need to talk to you |
| Grandma: | [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick? |
| BFF: | No, no. Grandma. I'm gay. |
| Grandma: | What? |
| BFF: | I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now. |
| Grandma: | [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie. |
Disney & Its Lessons of Love
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